Bunnies are obviously the manliest..

danskslik:

hawkehthesylphofblood:

marintan:

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darkra:

a-man-with-a-creepy-smile:

miramoondarling:

swedishlady:

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compositionflorence:

payne-in-his-ass:

heterosexualchristianamerica:

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i should really take a shower and i dont know what im typing i need to find my tablet pen and why is my post getting so many notes???

Doop doop doop frap frap frap my throat hurts i should get a drink I’m having one of those nights where i’m realizing how great all of my friends are and how much the world can suck sometimes ut it is ok because my friends will always be true to me and i will never change everybody but at least i’ll have people who think like me.

cotton candy is such a good ship.

God I’m so happy I got my mother addicted to Dance Moms.

It’s the little victories.

I’m also happy that Paige got on the top of the pyramid!

Why do I watch this show?

Why?

God I am so fucking cool I don’t think anyone understands my coolness.

So the oscars are on sunday and benny is going to be there I think im going to cry every time I see him I mean damn those suits looked fine I bet they’d look even finer on him. he needs to be at every awards ceremony even ones hes not supposed to be at I mean everyone could use a bit of benny hes so cute even when hes like twelve I just want to hug the little man forever goash I have a lot of feelings towards himm.

i really wish something would just happen already like i wonder if i’m doing my best probably not oh wow tumblr is a pain in the ass on the iphone

i seriously just really really like gay porn i think it’s a beautiful thing and i also really like chocolate, especially with milk on the side it just taste so good and omg do you ever wonder what rainbow tastes like, cause i do!

man who’s leg do I have to hump to get some good gerita porn around here I mean come the fuck on I go on ff.net and livejournal and the kink meme every fuckin day and rarely do I find anything good and it makes me rage because ugh I just want some fuckin porn of my otp because it’d be fucking kawaii if it’s actually done correctly I want porn where they like do it fuckin three times I WANT FELICIANO TO RIDE LUDWIG’S DICK LIKE HE’S ON FUCKIN HORSEBACK DO YOU HEAR ME

my neck untirl (ulktra ultra) hurts this new music is good i like my firends xoxoxoxo i dont want to do homework omg >:( i’m so jaded with college like 4 srsly but id just kill myself if i drtropped going so like whatever i guess i gotta do it but its super lame because this semester is a really good one so i dont know why………. SOPHOMORE SLUMP IS REAL, I BELIEVE IN MY LACK OF INTEREST

About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him–and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be–that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him

Fuckin A do I want that binder and oh hot damn I can start working on my Tavros cosplay soon. Everything I need for the empress I can get for my birthday not to mention new ben nye. fuck dat shit. I’m tired I should go to bed but sherlock fandom it’s consuming me. I just need more fanfiction and a lot of money. Shit I should probably finish that picture and answer my rp partner soon. Benedict Cumberbatch your fucking cheek bones. 

I wonder what would happen if I bought a binder and wore it to school what would people think. I mean, like, would they SAY anything? Or just, like, stare at my now pancake chest. God I really need to lose weight. I wonder if my mom would let me wear a corset for cosplay. Probably not. My Heart Will Go On is a really pretty song. HUURRRGGGGGGGGGGG I have a headache. Should I go to bed early tonight? I just want to stay on Tumblr all night. I really need to repaint my nails, too. Maybe that opal-ish purple or the green. I’m not really feelin’ the black tonight. My back hurts. I should dye my hair black and get circular glasses so I can look like Jade because gosh she’s a cutie. ow shoulder itchy goddamn hair. What is that ringing sound is that coming from my jewelry hanging thing on god I really need to rehang that. I’m thirsty.

Jesus christ mom you snore like a fucking bulldozer how do you even breath while you sleep. Man, I really want to change my theme, it really fucking sucks, gOD. Man, Sherlock has such an awesome following for a series of only six episodes. It’s a good following. I like that following. Benidict talking about butter makes me wish I wasn’t such an asexual and was attracted to the human body beyond relationships, fucking demisexual mudflap. Boy I sure do wish GamTav was canon. I really do. I mean fuck. I would actually cry with joy if it was canon. Wow I need a life, no I don’t, I’m perfectly happy, speaking of which I think I need more fabric paint and model magic clay… oh god I am going to be the absolute worst Gamzee cosplayer at AN oh god I need to lose like 70 pounds and grow a foot and a half, then I’ll be like one of my japanese animes desu. I WILL BE YOUR LITTLE DDEAAAAATHH WRAP YOUR HANDS AROUND MY NEEEEECKK. Holy shit Dahvie Vanity really can’t perform live but oh well I like techno so fuck I sound like a scene hipster, I have a serious problem and coontails are part of the the problem NOT THE SOLUTIONNNN I’M JUST A PRISONER IN THE SAME PRISON AS YOUUUUUU oh shit fuck thats right I’m seeing MSI live with Hea in march and OH GOD THAT FUCKING MMD COMMISION IS NOW LITERALLY A YEAR OVERDUE I’M GOING TO SHIT ON YOU oh whatever i should go back to studing HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK THERE’S AN UPDATE ASDFGHJKL:

wow i reely dont want to do my homework fuck can i just die in a hole forever i dont want to do my homework ever i don’t want to go to school fart fart kamina why won’t you follow me yet on tumblr i mean COME ON i’ve known you since keroro years wwwwhyyyy dammit im hungry fuck i still gotta go type that paragraph for english class fuck im going to fail physics hahahaha i wonder if those chicken nuggets are done bugs life is my childhoods

OMG THAT IMAGE IS GOING TO HAUNT ME WHAT IF THAT IS UNDER MY BED WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO REBLOG IT HOLY SHIT I WANT TO CHAT WITH SOMEONE BECAUSE I AM DYING OMG WHAT IF IT COMES TO KILL ME IN THE NIGHT OH MY FUCKING GOD

i hope i get to go to the mall with liam and sve tomorrow and be a derp

i dont want  my dad to go with me

why havent they been online?

i hope nothing bad happened to them

 Why does everyone leave me Oh God what do I do that is so wrong? Why can’t I just have one good thing happen to me and and not have the most complicated life ever. I’m dumb and worthless and everyone will always leave me no matter what they say and it scares me.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)